Cheer Up Buttercup

My girl Oak is sick....like super sick....like it is impeding her ability to drink beer and eat food. That should give you a reference as to how dire this situation is. She can't even really taste the deliciousness that is a chocolate bismark (or what I know as a Boston Creme). OH the injustice of it all! No seriously though, she needs to get better ASAP. Since I can't magically make her better the only thing I can really do is make her laugh. My specialty. So when I came across this little gem on FB this morning, I basically almost wet myself I was so excited to show her. Then I thought "why not make the rest of the world smile?". So here you go peeps:

Now the picture by itself doesn't mean a whole lot without my explaination. Hold on to your nipples. The dude on the right....the blue Jesus Tron guy? Yeah um.....that is my ex-boyfriend. BAHHHHAaaaaaahhhaaaahhhaaaaa......BBBAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.
OMG......OMG.....No I am being totally serious.....I can't breathe.....I am going to die....I am going to die and go to hell because I think this is too fucking funny.

Okay okay compose yourselves now.........pshhaaaa...yeah hard to do I know. I have no information to tell you about this photo. He was tagged in his friend's album (some friend that is) and there was no caption. I only assume the obvious that it has something to do with a church activity.

FYI this guy told me...before I broke up with his ass....that while he really really liked me he could never marry me because I wasn't a Christian and that all his friends asked him why he was with me unless he was trying to convert me. I am not sure if that was his "conversion sales pitch" but it didn't end well for him. Um I hate to say this, because I have a great many wonderful Christian friends (holla peeps!), but...well....bullet dodged. Let's just stop with that.