You all remember my last fail? Well last night I had another one. I was trimming my toenails (girlie pass) and with my face that near my knee I was able to see a rather long hair on the side of my leg. Wait a sec, that doesn't belong there, I shaved two minutes ago! Which was the truth because I had just finished my shower. It wasn't a figment of my imagination though, there was definitely a 1/4 to1/2" long hair on the side of my thigh. And it was attached...yes I checked to make sure. I was about to just reach into the shower and grab my razor to remedy this attrocity, when I happened to lean over even more to check underneath. HOLY SHIT! There wasn't just one hair that was left unshaven. A whole colony of those bastards escaped me. And although I tend to remember to shave about as often as I remember to eat vegetables (so about three days a week), this didn't look like a day or two of neglect. This was at least a month of missing the same area. I decided to jump back in the shower and focus my full attention on this issue.